A conversation with my wife at 1am
- Sarah: Honey, can you wake me up at 1:30 please?
- Richard: Huh? Why?
- Sarah: It's for my game. I have to serve the food at my zombie cafe in half an hour to get the points!
- Richard: ...
- Sarah: Please??
- Richard: No. I'm not letting your real life be controlled by an iPhone app!
- Sarah: But...but I have to serve the "Bulk Pork & Brains"!!!